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Cockroaches of
Uttar Pradesh
The most politically dangerous cockroaches in India
UTTAR PRADESH · CJP
51–100 of 612 members
CJP in Uttar Pradesh
The Cockroach Presence in Uttar Pradesh
Uttar Pradesh is not merely a state — it is a civilisation-scale experiment in democracy. With 80 Lok Sabha seats, a population larger than Brazil, and a political culture so intense that analysts need multiple spreadsheets to explain a single constituency result, UP has always been the cockroach's natural habitat. CJP's UP chapter is not a chapter; it is a movement of people who have outlasted every government since 1947 and are still counting.
UP CJP members are battle-hardened. They have lived through caste arithmetic, expressway inaugurations, development promises, and the perpetual rediscovery of Ayodhya as an electoral issue. They know their history — which is why they consistently score high on the quiz. The UP leaderboard is fierce because UP citizens have always known that survival is competitive.
How It Works
How We Decide Who Ranks Where
Three things determine your position. In this exact order.
01
Your Membership Tier
Pradhan, Neta, Sadasya — in that order — always rank above free members, no matter how many quizzes they've played. Pay to front-run the queue.
02
Total Questions Correct
Among members in the same tier, the one who has answered more questions correctly across all their quiz sessions ranks higher. One good day doesn't cut it.
03
Seniority
Same tier, same score? Whoever joined the party earlier wins. Being an early cockroach has its privileges.
Observations
What the Cockroaches Have Noticed About Uttar Pradesh
01
Uttar Pradesh has produced more Prime Ministers than any other state. It has also produced more theories about why those Prime Ministers succeeded or failed than any other state. Both numbers keep growing.
02
In UP, the distance between a development project announcement and its inauguration is measured not in years but in election cycles. The cockroaches have developed an internal calendar for this.
03
UP has 403 assembly seats. Every single one of them has at least one person who believes they should be the chief minister. Several of them are right.
FAQ
Uttar Pradesh Leaderboard — Common Questions
How do I join the Uttar Pradesh CJP leaderboard?
Register on cjpmember.in and set your state to Uttar Pradesh. Your profile appears automatically. Rankings are based on tier then best quiz score and update every hour.
Why does UP have so many CJP members?
UP has 240 million people, a deeply political culture, and citizens who have strong opinions about governance. CJP is a natural home for people with strong political opinions who choose satire over despair.
How is the UP leaderboard ranked?
Tier first (Pradhan, Neta, Sadasya, free), then best quiz score, then earliest join date. Simple, transparent, hourly.
Is CJP contesting UP elections?
No. CJP does not contest elections, form alliances, launch yatras, or distribute blankets. We rank cockroaches. This is a more dignified activity than most of what happens during election season.
Can I hide from the UP leaderboard?
Edit Profile → Location → uncheck "Show me on my state's leaderboard." Takes effect on the next hourly refresh.
What are the membership tiers?
CJP has four tiers: Aam Kida (free), Sadasya, Neta, and Pradhan. Paid members rank higher and show a badge on their profile.
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