Voice of
the Lazy &
Unemployed.
A political party for the people the system forgot to count.
Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.
About Us · Our Vision
Welcome to
CJP Member.
cjpmember.in is a free platform built for everyone who supports the Cockroach Janta Party movement. Create your verified member profile and show the world you are part of the swarm.
We started this site to make one thing clear cockroaches are everywhere. This is your space to register that fact publicly, for free, without any condition. Your profile is yours to share wherever you want: WhatsApp, Instagram, X, or just word of mouth.
No paid memberships. No party registration. No Election Commission. Just people who are done being ignored, finally putting their name on something that means it.
What you get
A Profile That Proves You Exist
Your own verified CJP member page with your name, city, and member ID — shareable anywhere on the internet, absolutely free.
Who this is for
The Unemployed. The Lazy. The Online.
If you meet the four eligibility criteria and believe in the five demands, this platform was built for you. Zero exceptions, zero exclusions.
Our promise
Free. Forever. No Fine Print.
No subscription. No data selling. No corporate sponsors. This site runs on stubbornness alone — the same fuel the swarm has always run on.
The Official Document
The Manifesto.
Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.
If the CJP comes in power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post‑retirement reward.
— No golden parachutes for the robe.
If any legit vote is deleted, whether in a CJP or opposition‑ruled state, the CEC shall be arrested under UAPA, as taking away voting rights of citizens is no less than terrorism.
— Election rigging = national threat.
Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%, without increasing the strength of Parliament. Additionally, 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.
— Half the sky, half the power.
All media houses owned by Ambani and Adani shall have their licences cancelled to make way for truly independent media. Bank accounts of Godi media anchors shall be investigated.
— No corporate capture of the fourth estate.
Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.
— Aaya Ram, Gaya Ram — no more.
It started with a comment from the Chief Justice of India.
On May 15, 2026, Chief Justice Surya Kant dismissed unemployed youth who questioned the system and called them cockroaches. Within 48 hours, over 40,000 people proudly registered as one.
The young people who attacked the system… they are like cockroaches.
— Chief Justice Surya Kant
Supreme Court of India · May 15, 2026
We took the insult. We made it a movement. The Cockroach Janta Party now has a Constitution, a five‑point manifesto, and a swarm that grows by the hour. You cannot squash a cockroach. You cannot squash a movement.
Membership Criteria
Are you eligible to join?
We don't check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, maintain four non-negotiable standards.
Unemployed
By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't discriminate.
Professionally Lazy
Physically, at least. The mind may rage at full capacity.
Chronically Online
Minimum 11 hours daily. Bathroom breaks count.
Can Rant With Precision
Sharp, honest, and aimed at something that actually deserves it.
The system already knows who you are.