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Cockroaches of
Punjab
The cockroaches who feed the nation — and vote it into chaos
80
Members
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Top Total Score
PUNJAB · CJP
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CJP in Punjab
The Cockroach Presence in Punjab
Punjab — the breadbasket of India, the origin point of a music that has colonised every wedding playlist in the country, and a state that in recent years has given India its most dramatic political narrative. From the farm laws agitation that shook a government to the AAP sweep that surprised a nation to everything that happened after, Punjab's cockroaches have had extraordinary material to work with. CJP's Punjab chapter is loud, proud, and extremely well-fed.
Punjab CJP members are some of the most politically engaged in the country — unsurprisingly so. This is a state where national policy has directly affected farmers' livelihoods, where migration to Canada has created a diaspora that argues about Punjab politics more loudly than people still living there, and where every election produces a result that surprises someone. The Punjab leaderboard is a competition between people who have opinions and the vocabulary to express them at full volume.
How It Works
How We Decide Who Ranks Where
Three things determine your position. In this exact order.
01
Your Membership Tier
Pradhan, Neta, Sadasya — in that order — always rank above free members, no matter how many quizzes they've played. Pay to front-run the queue.
02
Total Questions Correct
Among members in the same tier, the one who has answered more questions correctly across all their quiz sessions ranks higher. One good day doesn't cut it.
03
Seniority
Same tier, same score? Whoever joined the party earlier wins. Being an early cockroach has its privileges.
Observations
What the Cockroaches Have Noticed About Punjab
01
Punjab sends more emigrants to Canada per capita than any other Indian state. Those emigrants have stronger opinions about Punjab politics than many people who actually live in Punjab. The cockroaches respect commitment.
02
A Punjabi dhaba can survive any government, feed three generations simultaneously, and outlast every policy initiative directed at the agricultural sector. The cockroaches consider this the highest form of institutional resilience.
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Punjab's political landscape has featured defections, surprises, sweeps, and collapses that have generated more prime-time analysis than any five other states combined. The cockroaches archive all of it.
FAQ
Punjab Leaderboard — Common Questions
How do I join the Punjab CJP leaderboard?
Register on cjpmember.in, set your state to Punjab. Your profile appears automatically within one hour.
Is CJP aligned with any Punjab party — Congress, AAP, Akali?
No. CJP mocks all parties equally and endorses only cockroaches, which is to say: no one and everyone.
How is the Punjab ranking decided?
Tier first (Pradhan, Neta, Sadasya, free), then best quiz score, then earliest join date. Hourly updates.
Can diaspora Punjabis based abroad join?
Yes. CJP membership is open to all Indians. Set your state to Punjab and you will appear on this leaderboard.
What are the tiers?
CJP has four tiers: Aam Kida (free), Sadasya, Neta, and Pradhan. Paid members rank higher on leaderboards.
Can I remove myself from the Punjab leaderboard?
Edit Profile → Location → uncheck "Show me on my state's leaderboard." Effective within one hour.
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